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surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

(Source: kimagreggs)
I hate it when I get comfy in bed and realize I forgot to do something

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erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

(Source: cupsnake)
misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

(Source: baara)

nflstreet:

"why are all anime characters white"

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(Source: nflstreet)

sweatpantsandsportsbras:

IF YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKES JOKES ABOUT YOUR BODY, WEIGHT, EATING DISORDER, RECOVERY, ETC, MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S SINGLE AND THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE THAT IS SOME FUCKEN BULLSHIT AND YOU ARE A BAD BITCH WHO DESERVES BETTER OK OK

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(Source: sorelatable)
troylerina:

forever-young427:

thecheshirepanda:

jaaawest:

t-h-a-t-c-h-i-c-k:

iruvricemorethanyou:

pilgrimkitty:

awesome.

I’m going to repeatedly reblog this.

So much hope.

This gave me chills.

*claps*

I reblog this every time I see it

brilliant

troylerina:

forever-young427:

thecheshirepanda:

jaaawest:

t-h-a-t-c-h-i-c-k:

iruvricemorethanyou:

pilgrimkitty:

awesome.

I’m going to repeatedly reblog this.

So much hope.

This gave me chills.

*claps*

I reblog this every time I see it

brilliant

(Source: mykingdomscome)

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

person: will you be my girlfriend?

me:

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